The weirdest Halloween costumes you can buy this year include Sexy Patrick from “SpongeBob SquarePants” . . . a costume that looks like you’re wearing a charcuterie board . . . and a taco costume for guinea pigs.
I guess anything can be a Halloween costume these days. Or at least the companies that make those cheap, foam pull-over costumes think so . . .
“Huff Post” just did its annual round-up of the WEIRDEST Halloween costumes you can buy. Here are the highlights . . .
1. Ceiling Fan. The hat is supposed to look like a fan, and it comes with a shirt that says, “Let’s Go, Ceiling!” (Get it? Ceiling FAN?)
2. A Utility Pole costume for couples. You’re each a utility pole, and you’re connected by straps that look like power lines.
3. A “Before, During, and After” you go to the BATHROOM costume. (???) It requires three people. One costume is a full roll of toilet paper . . . another is an empty roll . . . and the third costume is poop.
4. Sexy Ronald McDonald. The lingerie site 3Wishes.com is selling it.
5. Sexy Patrick from “SpongeBob SquarePants”. He’s the pink starfish.
6. “Sexy Red Super Plumber“, a.k.a. Mario. It’s one of the rare “sexy” costumes meant for guys. You can also get Sexy Unicorn and Sexy Vampire costumes for men this year.
7. Botched Surgery costume. Your whole body is covered in bandages, so it looks like you had a nose job, face lift, and every other cosmetic procedure
8. Charcuterie Board. It hangs on your chest and has pictures of various meats and cheeses. They suggest pairing it with a glass of red wine
9. Moscow Mule. A copper mug with ice and garnishes on top. Bonus: The bartender will know your drink order.
10. A Price Is Right Four-Pack meant for FOUR people. Each person wears a belt that looks like the podiums contestants stand behind. One of you is biding $1700 . . . another is $800 . . . another says $801 . . . and the last person bid a buck.
11. A taco costume for guinea pigs. (???) Petco sells it. There’s also a sushi costume for pet lizards.
